Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Best movie line ever?

http://www.roundersmovie.com/sounds/pay_him.wav

Rounders

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Time-travel movies

Expansive and extremely knowledgeable website discussing all types of time travel movies and the science behind them.

http://www.mjyoung.net/time/index.htm

- good for all fellow LOST fans
- my favorite part of the site is the 12 Monkeys review

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Watchmen Review

If you go see The Watchmen do not go thinking you will be moved and prodded by the forces of good an evil. Do not go thinking that you will identify and admire an action hero that saves kittens from trees and steals the hearts of women. You will not have enmity for a villain or see an epic battle. This is not your typical Spider-Man/Superman action film. This does not glorify super powers and acts of insanity. Quite in fact there are no superheros in this movie, only vigilantes. There are no villains that exploit man's weakness. The only villain is you, the moviegoer, the collection of organs and cells that slumped in an itchy seat waiting to be entertained.

The Watchmen is a story, based off of a graphic novel issued by DC Comics back in the 1980's. It begins with the murder of an original member of The Minutemen, who were the original group of crime fighting vigilantes. After the murder, the Watchmen start to feel threatened that the attacks will continue on each of them. In the background the world is on the fritz of a nuclear war between the United States and the U.S.S.R.

Who are the watchmen? It is evident that they are not gifted with superhuman attributes (with the exception of Dr. Manhattan). They are trained fighters, similar to a Batman-like character. Dr. Manhattan is a collection of elements and molecules that can do anything and be anywhere. He knows everything and can figure out any intricacy in the known universe. The only puzzle that is left unsolved for Dr. Manhattan is the human being.

This story is a telling tale of the human race. It dives deep into the cruelty and evil that lurks in all human beings. It is set in a time of the Cold War and only through massive destruction and devastation can the world be saved. Man is his worst enemy and no superhero can solve this.

I have heard mixed reviews of this movie before I had gone to see it. In my opinion, those that disliked the movie went in there thinking that they will get a group of superheros that take down a bad guy and save the world. Those that knew something about The Watchmen appreciated the straight-from-the-comic perspective and underlying story. You do not need to have read the comic to appreciate the movie (I didn't), but you need to have the right mindset and expectations. Director Zach Snyder did a great job in bringing the comic to life. If you read the graphic novel you will see exact scenes in the movie as they were illustrated. Snyder did a good job as well in keeping with the goriness of the novel. Even for me, some scenes were gut wrenching.

I give the movie a Guilty (good - worth seeing) verdict.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Tvoholic.com

Hey guys, check out this site (TVoholic.com) if you're interested in well written reviews of your favorite TV shows. Its hard finding a good recap site to check out daily, but this one is definitely a gem hidden in the middle of a lot of nonsense on the web.

- the critic

Monday, March 2, 2009

Update to my top 5

For the record,

The Last Dragon and Big Trouble in Little China are officially back in my top 5 movies of all time.

More on this breaking news later.

Friday, February 20, 2009

The Gaoler's Review of There Will Be Blood

Let me begin with the respect I have for Daniel Day-Lewis (DDL). While I am not versed in movies as much as other contributors to the site, I do know that DDL does not take too many roles. Since 1980, he has only appeared in 27 productions. And only ten since his heralded The Last Of the Mohicans (1992). Obviously he is a man of quality and values, similar to the role he played in There Will Be Blood.

DDL plays Daniel Plainview, an unscroupoulous Oil Tycoon in the late 19th and early 20th US centuries. Working his way through early exploration in Texas, Daniel Plainview transfers his knowledge of drilling into wealth through tips on unexplored land and underhanded deals. His obsession with wealth unmasks his inner beast.

The first thing I noticed about the Daniel Plainview character was that his only business partner was his 8 year old son H.W. Plainview (the name HW is classic early American trend into the upper class). Having a son by his side knowing his dealings just showed how much Plainview did not trust humanity. He is the ultimate cynicist. My question became, why? I wanted to know what happened to this man that he trusted no one.

When HW suffers from complete hearing loss in a calamitous oil drilling accident, Daniel's heart breaks for all of two minutes. Another disturbing trait. In what made HW deaf, Daniel find exhilarating. After securing his son, he is delighted to know that below a fiery rig, lies millions of gallons of oil. With HW losing his hearing, his own son becomes a burden. In Daniel's eyes his son becomes non existant. He cannot rely on him in any way and always needs special care for him. HW becomes so enraged that at one point he tries to kill Daniel Plainview and his would-be long lost brother. Plainview eventually commits the ultimate atrocity when he coaxes his son into getting on a train and leaves him behind.

Soon after he deserted his son, Daniel transform his wealthy into power. He kills, undermines his neighbors, and assaults Paul Dano, who plays the role of Eli Sunday, a young radical preacher. Daniel's anger towards Eli comes when the preacher is looking for more funds for the church but had not even attempted to heal his deaf son through the Lord. When Plainview discovers a stretch of land that can be used to transport his oil, his it owned by a faithful servant of God. The only way Daniel can gain access to the land is through the church which happens to have Eli as its pastor. Now Daniel will convert to the church although he does not have a faith and is clearly doing this for financial gain. Eli exposes Daniel as a man of sin who has killed and abandoned his son. Eventually he brings HW back to live with him as a way to repent. He does all this as an act for his own benefit.

After Daniel attains the land access his wealth is elevated to extraordinary level. He is surrounded by material items but has nothing of sentimental value or happiness. In my opinion the best part of the movie comes when HW (now in his late twenties/early thirties) tells his father that he is starting his own oil company in Mexico. Daniel sees this as a threat He insults his son and his son's interpreter and reveals a secret that causes great hurt but much satisfaction for HW.

The movie's ending is extraordinary, as Daniel uses the power of money to make Eli deny his own faith. I give this movie a GUILTY (which means i liked it very much). Superb acting on most occasions. I say most because Paul Dano squealing in his preacher scenes gets annoying. DDL is great, as usual. I would recommend it to anyone who does not have ADD. At times it slows down but if you pay attention and appreciate the story, it is well worth seeing, multiple times.